Hello Friends,

All good things must come to an end. It's sad, but true. On Saturday, August 24th we bid farewell to an old friend... the CropHouse party. aka The CONCERT SERIES@66 JOHNSON.

You see, kids it's like this... One day you wake up in Hackensack with that Billy Joel song running through your head and you ask yourself, "Do I realy live in Hackensack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack? Is this all I get for my money? Momma, if I'm not movin' up, then I'm movin' out!" And there you have it. The story in nut-shell. Billy Joel is making us insane and we must destroy him. uh... I mean, the time has come for us to move away from this area and relocate somewhere else. For example,somewhere like the neighborhood where Billy Joel lives. I mean that's one example. The point is this; it's just time to move on.

So sadly, this means no more CropHouse parties. Yes, I know. It is very sad. But there is something we can do about it. We can say goodbye like you would say goodbye to an old friend... with a huge ass party! Right! So, don't just sit on your ass crying and feeling bad! Get off your ass and get down to the LAST CONCERT SERIES@66 JOHNSON EVER!! Yeah, that's right. Help us say goodbye with a bang. We are even giving this party it's own name.

H A C K E N S T O C K

Hack-en-stock: noun. - A rather thirsty crowd of people who gather in Hackensack, NJ for a day long party with bands like, Tris McCall, The Anderson Council, Jim Testa, Electric Engine, The Negatones, and Cropduster.* This particular brand of party will no doubt contain, alcohol**, food***, lots-o-music****, 100 mph fruit*****, TD in a thong******, and at least one drunken attempt to play War Pigs*******.

So there you have it. Saturday, August 24th it all goes down.

H A C K E N S T O C K!!

Call or e-mail if you need directions.

info@cropduster.net
201-678-9446

Love,

Cropduster

* The band line-up is expanding, check back here for HACKENSTOCK Updates. We may even have Billy Joel stop in for an ass-kic... I mean, stop by to play some songs. We haven't actually asked him yet, but I'm sure we can call up 411 and get his number.

** enough to drown three horses, two chickens, one poodle (small), and a gypsy moth.

*** burgers, veggie-burgers, dogs (poodles (small)), various meats served on a stick, cookies, cakes, chips, dips, and ice.

**** Good music.

***** Fruit may travel in excess of 100 mph. Eat at own risk. We assume no responsibility... for anything.

****** Once TD is in the thong, we have no control over him. Enjoy at own risk.

******* Note: We do not know how to play this song. Realize that when the attepmt does happen, we will fuck it up. So, don't take it personally if you are trying to sing along. We are not fucking with you! Really. No, really. We mean it.